joshsternberg:

Photo of the World Trade Centers, a few months before 9/11, by Katie Day Weisberger. Nice post about the picture here.

joshsternberg:

Photo of the World Trade Centers, a few months before 9/11, by Katie Day Weisberger. Nice post about the picture here.

Reblogged from The Longest Week

Awkward Encounter #1

  • A guy, Simon, is bored at work, behind the counter at Starbucks. He looks over to the door as two people walk in. The first, his friend, Tyler. The second, a very rushed, professional looking Asian business woman. Tyler seems oblivious to the fact that he's walking slowly in front of her, holding her up. He gets to the counter.
  • Simon: Hey man, what's up?
  • Tyler: Not much man... Well, actually, last night, I hooked up with two girls. Both Asian.
  • Simon looks awkwardly from Tyler to the businesswoman who is now staring at Tyler in shock.
  • Simon: Oh... cool?
  • Tyler: Yeah man! Two girls, that's sick. That's some Charlie Sheen shit. Although, this morning I woke up and it was a bit... red, and itchy.
  • Simon: What?! Didn't you wear protection?
  • Tyler: No, Simon. I didn't, I'm sorry I don't go to church with condoms in my fucking pocket.
  • Simon: What the fuck? Church?
  • Tyler: Yeah... I met them at a Korean church.
  • Simon: Why were you at a Korean church?
  • Tyler: Poon fried rice my friend, poon fried rice.
  • Simon: Wow...
  • Businesswoman: Can I get some service please?
  • Simon: Yes, I'm sorry.
  • Tyler: Yeah sorry, I'm not in the queue, I work here too.
  • Businesswoman: Can I have a-
  • Tyler: Is SARS venereal?
  • Silence.
  • Both Simon and the Businesswoman look at Tyler in shock.

I never thought I’d like a song about a lady of the night on crack so much, but kudos to Ed Sheeran.